5.18.2007

THE SIMPSONS 400TH EPISODE!!!



Anyone who knows me, knows that I've always been kind of obsessed with The Simpsons. I've basically grown up watching the show and between it and late 80's-early 90's Saturday Night Live, I formed my entire sense of humor. (Also, my Father was very sarcastic) Now, I haven't watched much of the later seasons (c'mon, they ain't what they used to be) but with the 400th episode combined with The Simpsons Movie coming up...I'm becoming more of a rabid fan once again.

First things first, let's all get fired and head over to Playboy.com to read a really good article (yeah, that's why I get the magazine as well) on Matt Groening. Actually, it's more of an interview, but the word "article" made that joke work, so shut it...

Next, look at some of these amazing Simpsons figures that McFarlane is working on!






But finally, head over to USA TODAY and read about episodes 399 and 400.

5.15.2007

NEW MUSIC 5.15.07

This actually is the last couple of weeks tossed into one post, so don't worry (Molly), I didn't buy all of these today...


FEIST * THE REMINDER

I'm guessing this album is good. I brought it home a couple weeks ago and Molly has kept it in her car ever since. Actually, I had most of this album downloaded before it even arrived in stores. Feist is, as the kids say, "The Next Big Thing." She's got a beautiful voice, knows how to lay down a nice chorus, and best of all made a deal with the devil in order to...wait...no, that was Faust. Nevermind.


TRAVIS * THE BOY WITH NO NAME

Besides having the greatest band name ever, Travis returns with another album that just grows on you. Nothing stands out the first listen, but you'll find yourself humming melodies and lyrics here and there throughout your day. And with each listen, you'll discover that it's a damn shame these bastards aren't up there with Coldplay and Keane and every other Oasis-Radiohead-Lite English band that has sprung up recently. Except these guys were out there first.

I remember when "Yellow" from Coldplay became this huge radio hit and I kept telling people, "If you think that's good, try listening to Travis." Well, they must have assumed I was just schizophrenic or something, because after all these years Travis is still playing the smaller clubs while Chris Martin names another child after a fruit.


WILCO * SKY BLUE SKY

I can't say enough about this record. Another masterpiece from this amazing group. It's like Yankee Hotel Foxtrot without the feedback and distortion. It captures Jeff Tweedy's struggles with addiction and depression while letting the band members expand their massive guitar sounds.

Either Way
Maybe the sun will shine today
The clouds will blow away
Maybe I won't feel so afraid
I will try to understand
Either way

Maybe you still love me
Maybe you don't
Either you will or you won't
Maybe you just need some time alone
I will try to understand
Everything has its plan
Either way
I'm going to stay
Right for you

Maybe the sun will shine today
The clouds will roll away
Maybe I won't be so afraid
I will understand
Everything has its plan
Either way


It has shades of The Grateful Dead, The Eagles, Steely Dan, John Lennon...and before you roll your eyes, it's like only the good parts of those bands. (Although Lennon had no bad side.) Basically this record doesn't sound like it's from our era...and that's a wonderful thing.

On and On and On
on and on and on
we'll stay together yeah
on and on and on
we'll be together yeah

you and i will try
to stay together yeah
on and on and on
we'll be together yeah

please don't cry
we're designed to die
don't deny
what's inside

on and on and on
we'll stay together yeah
on and on and on
on and on and on

one day we'll disappear
together in a dream
however short or long
our lives are going to be

i will live in you
or you will live in me
until we disappear
together in a dream

please don't cry
we're designed to die
you can't deny
even the gentlest tide

on and on and on
we'll be together yeah
on and on and on
on and on and on
we're going to try

please don't cry
this world of words and meanings
makes you feel outside
something that you feel already
deep inside
you've denied
go ahead and cry

on and on and on
we'll stay together yeah
on and on and on
on and on and on

you and i
we'll stay together yeah
you and i will try
to make it better yeah


Sure, the lyrics might read a lil' dark...depressing even. But with the music, it's basically the best record ever for a cloudy day. This isn't the music you want to take to the beach. This is the music you want to roll up into a ball and listen to with your headphones on over in the corner...with a warm cup of coffee...or in my case, Nestle Quik.

5.14.2007

I'M NOT DEAD...

I've just posted a few things over at Comic Stripjoint.

Here are some sketches from APE and here is what I thought of Spider-Man Suckballs The Third.

Look for a "few week's behind" edition of NEW MUSIC tomorrow and if you haven't listened to the new WILCO album, go here and it's the 6th album to the right. I promise you won't find a more complete package of beautiful lyrics, relaxing melodies, and outstanding guitar work this year.

5.10.2007

IF YOU WATCHED LOST TONIGHT...

...and didn't think that you ever caught a glimpse of JACOB, think again.

And how about that ending...wow.

5.07.2007

CONAN OUT IN SAN FRANCISCO

This entire week was amazing. He should go visit other cities more often. Some highlights:

TOM WAITS SINGING "LUCINDA-AIN'T GOING DOWN TO THE WELL" & TALKING TO CONAN


CONAN WINE TASTING


CONAN AT LUCASFILM

LOST TO END IN 2010



So, here's the deal. We only get 48 more episodes after this season. Lindelof & Cuse are staying until the end, and having an end date allows them to keep the bar high right up until the very end.

...but the bad news is that ABC wants to keep the show on the air for as long as they can. So the deal they worked out is 48 episodes spread out over THREE seasons. Yes, you read that right, we only get 16 episodes a year. The somewhat good news is that when they decide to bring it back (it hasn't been finalized yet) there will be 16 episodes back to back. No repeats and no "mini-seasons" with a break in the middle.

I'm excited that ABC, a national television network, is allowing one of their top-rated shows have an end date. This ensures they tell every single story they want to tell and lets them frame the rest of the story around the idea that they HAVE to end it all 48 episodes from now. Like J.K. Rowling and the Harry Potter series, having an end date serves to keep the story from becoming bloated and unfocused.

But man...only 16 episodes a season? With like EIGHT MONTHS in between seasons?! Let's hope McFarlane keeps releasing action figures so I can play out other storylines in my living room...in my underware...you know that's how I roll...

OPERATION HOMECOMING

I missed this series on PBS, but have been getting caught-up online. This was one of the better pieces in the documentary about what our soldiers are going through over in Iraq...told through graphic novel style:

TIS THE SEASON

Tornadoes are just a way of life here in the Midwest, but this one destroyed 95% of this Southwestern Kansas town...






Here's amazing video captured from one of the many Storm Chasers:

5.04.2007

THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA HAS GONE TOO FAR...



Oh suuuuuuure, they say it's just Diet Coke Plus Vitamins, but look at that rainbow color scheme they used. I, for one, am not going to wait until they release "Diet Coke Curious" before I start a campaign to keep Coca-Cola how it should be. Straight and filled with acidy shit that's going to give me all sorts of intestinal problems...

5.01.2007

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!



Shit...has it been four years already?! Remember you Democracy Lovin' Freed Iraqis, linen is what you give on the 4th anniversary...not bombs. Bombs were for the 3rd anniversary. Get it right.

If you want to just fucking weep at how pointless this war and President Codpiece are, go read the differences between May 1st, 2003 and May 1st, 2007 here.

Bush is also set to veto (his uh, SECOND EVER, after vetoing federal funding stem-cell research) the War Spending Bill that includes a withdrawl date because, and I quote: "(It) could turn Iraq into a cauldron of chaos"

And you know, it's going so swimmingly now.