TONIGHT'S "REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER" SHOULD BE GOOD

We get Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) and Michael Moore. (Yay!)

...oh, and Ben Affleck and PJ O'Rourke. (Eh.)

Bill's also got a funny read on South Carolina's new "Go Ahead & Carry A Gun To School" law right here.

JOHN MCCAIN IS A LITTLE CHILDISH BABYHEAD

Obama voted against the bullshit Iraq Spending "Here's more money for the war without any sort of deadline or objectives to actually get us out of there sometime within the next decade" Bill. He's taking plenty of heat for doing so, but released this statement:

"This country is united in our support for our troops, but we also owe them a plan to relieve them of the burden of policing someone else's civil war. Governor Romney and Senator McCain clearly believe the course we are on in Iraq is working, but I do not.

"And if there ever was a reflection of that it's the fact that Senator McCain required a flack jacket, ten armored Humvees, two Apache attack helicopters, and 100 soldiers with rifles by his side to stroll through a market in Baghdad just a few weeks ago.

"Governor Romney and Senator McCain are still supporting a war that has cost us thousands of lives, made us less safe in the world, and resulted in a resurgence of al-Qaeda. It is time to end this war so that we can redeploy our forces to focus on the terrorists who attacked us on 9/11 and all those who plan to do us harm."

So, McCain responds:

“I was very disappointed to see Senator Obama and Senator Clinton embrace the policy of surrender by voting against funds to support our brave men and women fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan,” McCain, who is running for the GOP presidential nomination, said. “This vote may win favor with MoveOn and liberal primary voters, but it’s the equivalent of waving a white flag to al Qaeda.”

"While Senator Obama's two years in the U.S. Senate certainly entitle him to vote against funding our troops, my service and experience combined with conversations with military leaders on the ground in Iraq lead me to believe that we must give this new strategy a chance to succeed because the consequences of failure would be catastrophic to our nation's security."

"By the way, Senator Obama, it's a 'flak' jacket, not a 'flack' jacket."

That's it. Case closed! You misspelled "flak jacket." End of arguement.

Reduce your counter arguement to a cute lil' soundbite and wonder why you're considered a "has-been," John. It's because of people like McCain, people who every six months say, "Just give the plan six more months!" that we'll be stuck in Iraq until the next Presidental election.

And can we just drop this "Policy of Surrender" bullshit? We're all adults here. Quit acting like we're either going to "win or lose" in Iraq. It's not even in our hands any more. It's a CIVIL WAR and we're just on the sidelines...or in the crossfire.

WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU BASTARDS TELL ME...

...that this was already out?!



I was thinking it wasn't out until June, but noooooooo, it's already out now!

Some friends you are...

SiCKO

Molly's Father is an OB-GYN...we gave him so much shit when Bush said the quote that plays at the begining of this trailer...

KIETH OLBERMANN NAILS THE DEMOCRATS FOR BEING COWARDS

I felt this exact same way when I read that the Democrats agreed to no timetables in the Iraq Spending Bill...

THAT'S HOW YOU DO A SEASON FINALE...

First things first...

You know what's worse than reading "spoilers" of who's going to die days before the episode airs? To have those "spoilers" turn out to be COMPLETELY WRONG! This whole time I thought that Sayid was killed...and I was really pissed at myself (and sad) for reading that in advance. Then, about an hour into tonight's LOST, during one of the greatest scenes in the history of television, we all think that Sayid (along with Bernard and Jin) are killed. But no...Sayid is very much alive...for now at least. Who knows who the fuck Jack was talking to at the end on the iPhone. We know they ain't Penny. And that they know plenty about the people stuck on that island...

So, wow. Three seasons down and three more (tiny) seasons to go. The fact that the creators have an end date makes me all the more excited. But dammit, what the fuck was that ending about?! Are the "flashbacks" going to be "flashforwards" now? Was that basically the end of the entire show and we just to fill in the blanks from here on? I know the show's creators stated that this season ended with "a gamechanger" and man, if they didn't live up to that. I turned to Molly after the scene with Jack and the coffin and said, "I'm just going to toss this out there...this isn't a flashback. He looks older and something just feels odd." Then he mentions that the doctor should "Go get my Dad down here!" and I was like, "So much for that theory."

So what do you think? I've been scanning the internets and trying to get a sense of what people are thinking. Besides some interesting theories, someone tossed out a link to Gia which has our own Juliet and Angelina Jolie in a 4 minute lesbian sex scene! HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I never seen that movie, and now I don't have to! Who knew there was a porno version of youtube?! God bless America.

Hmmm, where was I?! I'm distracted all the sudden...oh yeah, what do you guys (and gals) think? I mean, everyone is wondering who the fuck was in the coffin? Who died and why wouldn't a single person show up? Both Kate and Jack knew him, but the coffin seemed kind of small, no? Thanks to another post on a Lost talkback, someone grabbed a HD version of the piece of newspaper that made Jack think about jumping off the bridge . You can't read much, but it does confirm whoever is inside the casket, is Male.

I'll write more later, I'm sure...but if nothing else, this is what I expect from season finales. I was kind of let down with The Office and Molly so-so enjoyed Heroes. But Lost...it just continues to fucking deliver the goods!!!

NEW ASSASSINS CREED TRAILER

Why can't all video games be this AWESOME?!

WHY, DAMMIT, WHY?!

Why couldn't I just NOT LOOK at the spoilers for tomorrow night's season finale of LOST?! It's one day away and I have to click on some stupid link that clues me in on exactly who dies. (There's five characters...at least) To be fair, I did close the window after reading the first name...but the damage is already done. Sigh. Now I'm sad because of who it is (You're not going to expect it, nor like it) and because I totally ruined Christmas morning by peeking early.

THE SIMPSONS VS FOX

One of the greatest things about The Simpsons is that the writers and creators know that Fox needs them more than they need Fox...which is why they're able to get away with shit like this:

GUITAR HEROES

Me & Lex rocked with our (tallywackers) out on Guitar Hero II over the weekend. That's just a "heavy metal" phrase by the way...no actual (tallywackers) were out of anything.