I SUPPOSE THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL "THE KITCHEN SINK"

First Hillary in her own words. (yes, she made these comments in front of a camera!)



Then, almost instantly, (as if she was preparing this all along) she offered this written "apology."


"I was discussing the Democratic primary history and in the course of that discussion mentioned the campaigns of both my husband and Senator (Robert) Kennedy waged in California in June in 1992 and 1968 and I was referencing those to make the point that we have had nomination primary contests that go into June. That's a historic fact.

The Kennedys have been much on my mind the last days because of Senator Kennedy. I regret that if my referencing that moment of trauma for our entire nation and in particular the Kennedy family was in any way offensive. I certainly had no intention of that whatsoever.

My view is that we have to look to the past to our leaders who have inspired us, give us a lot to live up to, and I'm honored to hold Senator Kennedy's seat in the United States Senate from the state of New York and have the highest regard for the Kennedy family."

Now, here's Keith Olbermann's Special Comment, which nails every single reason why she needs to drop out now and offer Obama and the NATION a sincere apology. You don't see things this remarkably well spoken on TV very often. Olbermann is at the top of his game here.

WELL, FUCK...

It turns out a malignant cancerous brain tumor is what caused Edward Kennedy's seizure over the weekend. This is the very same situation my Dad went through a couple years ago. He just woke up one morning with his arm twitching and days later found out it was tumors in his brain causing it. Gives me another reason to toss up this awesome cross stitch pattern Molly made for me...

YOOU TUBE IS TEH BEST!!1!

...seriously, for all the lame shit that people post on there, there's always a chance something becomes a sensation that otherwise, no one would have even witnessed before! So without further ado, I bring you:

THE BILL O'REILLY FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT VIDEO!

He's been trying to remove this video left and right, so if the above video doesn't work, try here or here. (Seriously, you have to watch this clip, it's why God invented You Tube!)

And for you Bat-Nerds out there, here are the delicious new TV trailers for The Dark Knight. (Is it July 18th yet?!)


(I love how The Joker just turns his head and cracks his neck like that...so fucking creepy!)



...oh, and what the hell, here's the final trailer that plays before Speed Racer (which you don't need to see, for the love of God!!!)

I'VE DECIDED TO GO PART TIME AT THE HARLEY SHOP...

Partly because I'm getting a lot more comic work for the newspaper lately, and partly because I'm tired of seeing overweight women customers wearing shirts like this:

GLENN BECK IS A TW@

...and yes, I learned that word from Grand Theft Auto IV.

WELL, MAYBE THE JOKER AIN'T TO BLAME AFTERALL...

It looks like Batman might have created that "Bat Signal of Destruction" in the earlier poster riding his damn Bat-Bike down the side of the building!!!



Poor Joker, he's like my lil' brother who got blamed for everything I did.

RADIOHEAD ON CONAN

Can't believe I missed this...absolutely beautiful performance and they totally called Bush a "twat" on national TV!

ME AND BATMAN SITTING IN A TREE...

I'm loving everything about the direction this film is taking. They could have "softened" the tone with Heath's passing, but they're going full steam ahead and it's going to be a brilliant tribute to the passion which he gave to this project!

DON'T FOGET ABOUT BARACK OBAMA ON TONIGHT'S DAILY SHOW!

...if you can stay up and watch it. If not, there's always youtube or Comedy Central.

IS KARL ROVE MAKING ADVERTISEMENTS FOR HILLARY NOW?!

Just when I thought she couldn't stoop any lower, this ad starts playing in PA today:



Osama bin Laden stock footage?! Really?! Why not just toss the twin towers crumbling and an eagle with a tear in its eye why you're at it?!

UPDATED!

Obama responds with his own ad: