8.30.2005

SPECIAL EDITION MY ASS...

ATTENTION DVD MAKERS...Special Editions must include commentaries. And ONE DISC?! Jesus Christ...I've waited like a decade for a decent DVD Release of OFFICE SPACE and this is what you offer?! Blah.

...at least the cover is kinda cool...


On November 1, 2005, Twentieth Century fox Home Video will release Office Space Special Edition on DVD. The single-disc collection will be priced at $19.98 and feature the following bonus materials:

*Widescreen feature presentation

*Out of the Office: An Office Space Retrospective featuring Mike Judge

*Deleted Scenes, including "Peter Lies to Lumbergh," "Happy Hour and Chotchkies," "Peter Goes Off on Nina," and "Tom's Mixed Heritage Called Into Question"

*Theatrical trailer

*DVD-Rom audio

*Visual downloads

8.25.2005

IS YOUR CHILD GAY?!

I wish this was a joke, but it's not. It's a real list from FOCUS ON THE FAMILY, the nutballs who love to toss religion and politics into a bathtub and let them both go down the drain...

Here's a few from the list...

A tendency to cry easily, be less athletic, and dislike the roughhousing that other boys enjoy.

A strong preference to spend time in the company of girls and participate in their games and other pastimes.

A susceptibility to be bullied by other boys, who may tease them unmercifully and call them “queer,” “fag” and “gay.”


Holy shit...this is ME!!!

8.23.2005

MIGHT AS WELL SMILE...

You know, for all the crap hitting me over the head lately, I really feel pretty darn happy. I've been listening to a bunch of great mix CD's, Molly bought me a strawberry shortcake, and Bush is going down like a hooker in Times Square!!!

Check this shit out:
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"George W. Bush’s overall job approval ratings have dropped from a month ago even as Americans who approve of the way Bush is handling his job as president are turning more optimistic about their personal financial situations according to the latest survey from the American Research Group. Among all Americans, 36% approve of the way Bush is handling his job as president and 58% disapprove. When it comes to Bush’s handling of the economy, 33% approve and 62% disapprove.

Among Americans registered to vote, 38% approve of the way Bush is handling his job as president and 56% disapprove, and 36% approve of the way Bush is handling the economy and 60% disapprove."
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Even throughout Watergate, Nixon never got below 39%. OUCH!!!

Then, there's this:

Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars. (AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac)

Good times, indeed...

8.19.2005

FUCKING CANCER.

God is really testing my fucking patience lately. I mean, giving BOTH my Mother and Father brain tumors was kinda bad. Taking my Mother away from me when I was 15 was tough. Letting my Father get on with his life a year and a half since he was diagnosed...well, that's starting to look better. Then last night at like 11 O'Clock I get an email from one of my best friend's here in Kansas City. Hector Casanova, seriously one of the most talented fucking artist I've ever seen let alone become close friends with, has cancer.

Fuck you God.

I'm so tired of this fucking piece of shit disease. It's one thing when it's Lung Cancer and the person in is their 60's and you're like, "Oh, well tough luck." But Hector isn't even in his 30's yet!!! And he's fucking NICE! BTK just got sentenced to life in prison yesterday...give THAT asshole cancer!!!

I'm so angry and sad and tired...Honestly I'm not sure why I'm even writing this on my stupid blog. I guess just getting it out there helps me deal with it. Like I have some sort of power over it if I cuss a lot and blame God. When in reality I'm just so scared because I can't do anything about it. I can't even begin to imagine what Hector's going through.

He has to go to the Mayo Clinic up in MN ASAP. That's how serious it is. Now I get to stay up night wondering if I'll ever even see him again. At least he was able to keep his sense of humor about it...

"I always knew I was "special". Now I know exactly how special. When I first went to the doctor to get checked out, I mentioned I feared it might be cancer. He told me that my chances, being my age, of getting gastrointestinal cancer were 1 in 6500. 
That's how special I am. 
Renee asks me why I didn't win the lottery instead."

I responded by saying, "If this was Daniel I'd be like, 'Oh no big loss." But you?! You're actually talented!!!"

I hide behind my humor because I'm so terrified. I'm sure he's doing the same thing.

I'M GOING TO BUY THIS ALBUM...

...and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Rick Rubin should revive EVERYONE'S career! Somebody wake up James Brown!!!

From billboard.com

Diamond Names New Album
By Jonathan Cohen, N.Y.

Neil Diamond's next studio album will be a self-titled affair, the first for the performer in his 40-year career. As previously reported, "Neil Diamond" will be released Nov. 8 via Columbia and is being produced by Rick Rubin. The set has been pushed back twice to give the label more time for set up.

"It's a very stripped-down, beautiful, emotional album," Rubin told Billboard.com last night (Aug. 18) before the first of three Diamond shows at New York's Madison Square Garden. He added that several tracks feature string arrangements that were being completed in the studio this week.

BEST BLOG POST I'VE READ TODAY...

Courtesy of Jamie.

Here's how it starts:

"As I've written before, I haven't been that political a person in life. It speaks of our times that I've felt compelled to be more active, and really, I am just the sort of person the powers that be should fear, the ones they previously could count on to stay at home and quietly accept. Imagine if we all got mobilized!"

"Needless to say, I've never attended any real protest or demonstration. Unless you count in 8th grade when we had a walk-out to protest the rule that we couldn't wear shorts to Francis Parkman Junior High. But that was more about not having to be in class for me then it was an urge to fight the power, and though we won, the true reward as far as I was concerned was the girl I had a crush on, Becky Posternak, was interviewed for the 10 o'clock news, giving me a precious 10 seconds of video footage of my beloved. You kids don’t know how easy you have it, what with these MySpace profiles full of downloadable pictures. In the old days, when you were sweet on someone, it was much harder to obtain fetishes for one's shrine."

...how true! Uh, I mean...so I've heard...

THE THE THE HEART OF ROCK AND ROLL IS STILL BEATIN!!!

As many of you know (and a few who did but might have forgot) I work at my family's Harley Davidson dealership. It has it's moments, mostly the "not really having to work and being able to update my blog" parts...but it also has that whole "working for your FAMILY" thing too.

Anyway, we have this big Harley Davidson jukebox and get to fill it with whatever we feel like. I say "we" but in reality, it's mostly my father and stepmom. And so, HUEY LEWIS IT IS!!! Oh, you know you're jealous...

Anyway, here's what I've been up to lately. On my lunchbreak today I headed over to Oak Park Mall. I always head over to the mall on Fridays. It keeps me young, and in touch with my fellow "hipsters." Actually, I don't know why I do it...I know none of you probably have ever been to Johnson County, Kansas, but it's the richest county around. I think it's in the top 30 richest counties in America...so you can imagine the clientele that's in there.

Walking around, I bought Lex The Muppet Show Season One...I say Lex, but it's really for Molly and I. That's the greatest thing about having a kid, you can blame it on him! Molly walks in on me watching cartoons, "LEX wanted to watch them!!!"

But the greatest thing I saw was this 50 year old woman in a baby doll shirt that read, "WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?!" I thought to myself, "Wow, that single-handedly sums up everything!" This mall, this county, this COUNTRY...it's perfect! That should be America's moto...

I'm about halfway through this amazing book as well.

I'll write more about it as soon as I finish it...but so far it's intense and mind blowing. I can't believe the types of shit that's going on in Iraq right now.

8.15.2005

FINALLY!!!

Best part of the article, TWO songs will hit iTunes tonight at midnight! Hot Damn!!

www.billboard.com

Fiona Fashions A Different 'Machine'
By Jonathan Cohen, N.Y.

Fiona Apple fans are already familiar with the material that makes up the artist's third Epic album, "Extraordinary Machine," having spread leaked early versions of the tracks across the Internet while waging a campaign to force the label to release them. But on Oct. 4, Apple will instead issue an entirely new version of the album, on which she has been quietly working while the controversy raged.

Two cuts -- the title track and "Waltz" -- are holdovers from the Jon Brion-helmed sessions that leaked earlier in the year. Another, "Parting Gift," is a new solo piano-and-vocal tune captured on the first take. The rest of "Extraordinary Machine" was produced by Mike Elizondo and Brian Kehew and is made up of the other nine songs that made the rounds online.

Earlier this year, fans seized upon the notion that Epic had rejected the original "Extraordinary Machine" and organized a Web site (FreeFiona.com) and a protest outside the company's New York office in the hopes of bringing the album to the marketplace. But in truth, Apple was not happy enough with the Brion-produced versions to release them. In April 2004, she sought out Elizondo, who played bass on two songs from her 1999 album "When the Pawn...," to help her re-imagine the material.

"That's essentially what we did up until a few months ago, when she felt like everything was ready to move forward," Elizondo tells Billboard.com. "I have a studio at my house, so we added all of her piano, her vocals and live drums to the things I'd already created from scratch using programmed beats. Rather than experimenting in the studio, we tried to get blueprints for each of the songs and then once everything was ready to move forward, we went in and did the finishing touches."

Although he listened to the original versions once or twice "just to get the scope of the arrangement and the melody," Elizondo says he has not "gone back and compared each song. But, there's definitely some things that are far-out experiments and things that turned out really exciting."

"All in all, it's a Fiona Apple record," he continues. "She has a very distinct style of writing and her melodies are amazing. Her chord progressions are incredible. It's not a drastic departure, but within that, there are some elements you might not have heard on a previous Fiona Apple recording."

The confusion about what exactly was going on with "Extraordinary Machine" was complicated by the fact that neither Apple nor Epic made any public statements about the situation. Elizondo acknowledges it was an unusual environment in which to be working.

"My own personal feeling was, on one side, it was a little disheartening knowing there were these versions of the songs out there while we were working on the record," he says. "But on the other side, I looked at it as, it was very admirable she has this amazing core of fans. The way they interpreted it was, the label isn't putting out her record, so we're going to do it for her. That's very admirable. But as time goes on, these fans will understand this is the album she wants to put out."

The first "official" taste of the new album will be available later today (Aug. 15) on Apple's Web site, which will be streaming "Parting Gift" and "O, Sailor." The tracks will be available for purchase tomorrow via Apple's iTunes Music Store.

And while no details have yet been nailed down, Apple looks ready to return to live performance for the first time in years.

"She's expressed a great deal of excitement with the finished product," Elizondo offers. "I've offered to put a band together as well as be a part of that band myself on bass. I've already put out some feelers to local musicians in L.A. that would probably comprise the band I'm thinking of. But there are no performances set in stone. A lot of this material is very much rhythm section-oriented. The parts will really lend themselves to being played live. It will be a lot of fun."

BEST BLOG POST I'LL READ ALL DAY...

Courtesy of Kos.

8.12.2005

OH SAM MENDES...

Why must you tempt me with such good movies?!