PEARL JAM: STORYTELLERS

VH1 This Saturday. 10 Eastern, 9 Central.

BECAUSE NOTHING ELSE IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD...

Next up, "DOES SPIDER-MAN SUPPORT THE WAR IN IRAQ?!"

HEY, VIDEO GAME NERDS!!!

Circuit City has a MASSIVE video game sale that "officially" starts on July 2nd, but some stores already have these titles marked down on the shelf.

Keep in mind, this is a full list, but the stores will probably not have most of these titles any longer. So don't come crying to me when you drive all the way there and realize they're all sold out of "Barbie Let's Ride"

XBox

Area 51
Black Hawk Down
Blitz: The League
Burnout Revenge
Cabelas Outdoor Adventure
Castlevania: Curse Of Darkness
Chaos Theory
Chicken Little
College Hoops 2K6
Combat Elite
Conflict: Global Terror
DDR Ultramix 2
DOA Ultimate Collection
Dragonball Z Sagas
Driver Parallel Lines
EA Sports Fight Night Round 2
Far Cry Instincts
FIFA Soccer 2005
FIFA Street
FIFA Street 2
Flatout
From Russia With Love
Full Throttle
Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows
Ghost Recon
Godzilla: Save The Earth
GTA: San Andreas
Gun
Half Life 2
Halo Triple Pack
Incredible Hulk
Indigo Prophecy
Karaoke Revolution Bundle
Kingdom Under Fire: Heroes
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King
Madden NFL 2005
Mark Ecko's Getting Up
Matrix Path Of Neo
Mercenaries
Metal Slug 4 & 5
Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition (Non-Player Choice)
Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
Moto GP Ultimate Racing
MX vs ATV Unleashed (Players Choice)
Nascar 2005: Chase For The Cup
NBA 2K6
NBA Live 2005
NBA Street 3
NCAA March Madness 2005
Need For Speed Underground (Players Choice)
Shrek Superslam
Sid Meier's Pirates
Sims 2
Spiderman The Movie
Splinter Cell (Players Choice)
Spongebob: Lights Camera Pants
SSX On Tour
Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic II: Sith Lords
Terminator The Redemption
Test Drive: Eve Of Destruction
The Incredibles: Rise Of The Underminer
Tiger Woods 2005
Time Splitters
Tony Hawk Underground
True Crime New York City
Warriors
WWE Wrestlecrap 21



Nintendo Gamecube

Batman Begins
Chaos Theory
Dragonball Z Sagas
EA Sports Fight Night Round 2
Fantastic Four
Great Juju Challenge
Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
James Bond: From Russia With Love
NBA Street 3
Scooby Doo: Unmasked
Seaworld



PSP

Darkstalkers
Exit
FIFA Soccer
Gretzky NHL
NBA Street Showdown
Need For Speed Underground Rivals
Spiderman 2
Tiger Woods PGA
Tony Hawk Underground 2 Remix
World Soccer Tour



Nintendo DS

Advance Wars
Asphault GT (DS) - $5.96
ATV Quad Frenzy
Burnout Legends
Dig Dug: Digging Strike
Dragonball Z Supersonic Warriors 2
FIFA Soccer 2006
Finding Nemo
Goldeneye Rouge Agent
Great Juju Challenge
Gulty Gears Dust Strike
Incredibles Rise Of The Underminer
King Kong
Lunar Dragon Song
Madden 2005
Madden 2006
Meteos
Metroid Prime Pinball
Monster Truck
Need For Speed Underground 2
Pac N Roll
Pac Pix
Pokemon Dash
Polarium
Scooby Doo Unmasked
Spongebob Yellow Avenger
Spyro Shadow Legacy
Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge Of The Sith
Texas Hold Em
Tiger Woods 2005
Trace Memory
Ultimate Spiderman
Urbz: Sims In The City



Gameboy Advance

Backyard Baseball 2006
Backyard Basketball
Backyard Skateboarding
Barbie Let's Ride
Barbie Pegasus
Bratz: Rock Angelz
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
DBZ GT: Transformation
DBZ: Supersonic Warriors
Disney's Cinderella
Donkey Kong Country 2
Donkey Kong King Of Swing
Dr. Mario Puzzle League
Drill Dozer
Driver 3
Dynasty Warriors Advance
Ed, Edd N Eddy
Fantastic Four
FIFA Soccer 2006
Final Fantasy Dawn Of Souls (1/2)
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy IV - YMMV as this apparently was a goofup.
Finding Nemo/Monsters Inc 2 in 1
Goku 1 & 2 Compilation (Legacy of Goku)
Grand Theft Auto
Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
Harvest Moon: More Friends Of Mineral Town
Hello Kitty
Hot Wheels Dual Pack
Incredibles
Incredibles Rise Of The Underminer
Kim Possible 3
Kirby And The Amazing Mirror
Legend Of Zelda Classics Series
Legend Of Zelda: Link To The Past/Pitfall combo pack
Lizzie McGuire 3
Madden 2006
Mario Golf: Advance Tours
Mario Kart Super Circuit
Mario Party Advance
Mario Pinball Land
Mario VS Donkey Kong
Metroid Classics Series
Metroid Zero Mission
Monster Truck
Ms. Pacman
Need For Speed Most Wanted
Nightmare Before Christmas
Pac Man Pinball
Pandora Tommorow
Pokemon Pinball
Pokemon Ruby
Pokemon Sapphire
Polar Express
Power Rangers Dual Pack
Reshef Of Destruction
Scooby Doo Unmasked
Seaworld
Shrek Superslam
Sigma Star Saga
Sims 2
Sonic Battle
Spongeball Squarepants: Battle Of Bikini Buldge
Spongebob Dual Pack
Spongebob Squarepants Bikini Bottoms & Breakin Da Rules Dual Pack
Spyro Superpack
Star Wars Attack Of The Clones
Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World
Sword Of Mana
Tales Of Phantasia
That's (Not) So Raven... (only because Scotty Flamingo would debate that)
Tony Hawk American Sk8land
Tony Hawks Underground/Kelly Slater Surfer 2 in 1
Trollz: Hair Affair
Ultimate Enemy
Wario Ware Microgames (aka the first one)
World Championship Poker
Yoshi Topsy Turvy
Yu-Gi-oh! 7 Trials Of Glory



PS2

187 Ride Or Die
Area 51
Backyard Basketball
Backyard Football
Batman Begins
BIA: Earned In Blood
Black Hawk Down
Blitz The League
Bode Miller Skiing
Cabelas Outdoor Adventure
Chaos Theory
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
Combat Elite
Conflict Global Terror
Conflict Vietnam
Curse Of Darkness
Def Jam Fight For NY
Dragonball Z Sagas
Driver Parallel Lines
Dynasty Warriors 5 XL
EA Sports Fight Night Round 2
Eye Toy
Eye Toy Antigravity
Fantastic Four
FIFA Soccer 2005
FIFA Street
Flatout
Ford Mustang
Ford Racing 3
Friends Trivia
Frogger: Ancient Shadow
Full Spectrum Warrior
Full Throttle
Gauntlet Seven Sorrows
Ghost Recon 2
Great Juju Challenge
Gun
Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
Haunting Ground
Incredible Hulk
Incredibles Rise Of The Underminer
Indigo Prophecy
James Bond: From Russia With Love
Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
Legends Of Wrestling
Madden 2005
Mark Ecko's Getting Up (both regular and LE)
Matrix Path Of Neo
MGS 3: Snake Eater
Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition (Non-Players Choice)
MLB 2005
MLB 2K5
MLB 2K5 World Series Edition
Monster Hunter
NASCAR 2005: Chase The Cup
NBA Live 2005
NBA Street 3
NCAA March Madness 2005
NFL Street 2
NHL 2K6
NHRA Championship Drag Racing
Nicktoons Unite
Nightmare Before Christmas
Racing Italiono
Radiata Stories
Rainbow Six Lockdown
Resident Evil Outbreak 2
Rugby 2006
Scooby Doo Unmasked
Seaworld
Silver Buckle Stables
SSX On Tour
State Of Emergency 2
Super Monkey Ball DX
Tenkaichi
Terminator The Redemption
Test Drive: Eve Of Destruction
Tiger Woods 2005
Time Crisis: Crisis Zone
Time Splitters
Tony Hawk's American Wasteland Collector's Edition
Torino 2006
True Crime New York City
TY 3
Ultimate Spiderman
Urbz: Sims In The City
Warriors
We Love Katamari
Wild Arms 4
World Championship Poker 2
World Poker Tour
World Series Of Poker
World Soccer Winning Eleven 8 International
World Tour Soccer 2006
Xenosaga 2

NEW CAT POWER

Just adding vocals, but we'll take whatever we can get, right?!

ENSEMBLE (feat. CAT POWER)--Disown, Delete (MP3)

GO BUY TODAY'S KANSAS CITY STAR!

Not only will you see my wonderful addition to the SUPERMAN REDUX special edition of the Preview section, but also quite possibly the WORST photo of me ever to see print. Yes, worse than this...

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK...

Sleater-Kinney have broken up.

SPIDER-MAN 3

As you know, I haven't been the biggest fan of previous Spider-Man films. But this teaser trailer looks promising. (Of course, if you can't make a movie look cool in under 2 minutes, you officially suck.)

BURNIN' THE FLAG, BURNIN' THE FLAG...

This week our Senators are going to vote to pass a "flag-burning amendment" to the Constitution. Then, late next week, they plan on passing a "Puppies are adorable" amendment and, if they have time, a slightly controversal "Miller Light is indeed Less Filling and not Tastes Great" amendment. Like I said, only if they have time.

If you're one of those, "But...but Travis, burning our flag is HORRRRRRIBLE and it SHOULD be in the Constitution" types, just keep reading.

See, I was curious to see exactly how many cases of flag-burning happened last year. I mean, if it's truly "out of hand" and "in need of our Senator's assistance" it's got to be in the hundreds...if not thousands...right?

Sure enough, flag-burning was on the rise this year. In fact, it jumped 33% from last year!

SHOCK!!!

AWE!!!

Yes, the number of flag-burning incidents has jumped to FOUR, from THREE.

...wait...four?! FOUR CASES?! We need a flag-burning AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION because something happens four times a year?!

But it'll pass. Our spineless Senators don't want to vote against something like "BURNING THE AMERICAN FLAG" and have that thrown at them when re-election time comes rolling around.

Then, after it passes, the sky will open up, Jesus will come down, lions and lambs will lay down in peace and Iraq will still be falling apart, North Korea will still be crazier than shit, Iran will still be building nukes, our education system and health care system will be in the toilet, and our enviroment will still be crumbling.

...but...but our precious flag will be SAVED!!!!!!

POOR RUSH...

Limbaugh held for having Viagra without prescription

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP) -- Rush Limbaugh was detained for about 3 1/2 hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

The 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage was examined by U.S. Customs and Border Protection after his private plane landed at the airport around 2 p.m. from the Dominican Republic, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

Customs officials found in Limbaugh's luggage a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra, a prescription drug that treats erectile disfunction, Miller said.

(HERE'S THE BEST PART...)

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

(How's THAT working out for you?!)

ANIMATOR VS ANIMATION

This is one of the coolest pieces of Flash animation I've ever seen...