WHEN CONSERVATIVES LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
They resort to shit like this.
6.30.2009
6.07.2009
HELLO THERE, STRANGER!
Holy shit, it's almost been a month since I've last posted anything here. I apologize to all 3 of you who actually visit this from time to time, checking to see what I'm pissed off and ranting about this week...only to find the same ol' Lost Season Finale post lingering at the top for the better part of a month...
How about I make it up to you with a ginormous post about E3 and all the video game awesomeness that I'm looking forward to wasting time on for the next year or so?!
...wait, where are you going?! You haven't even clicked on these videos yet!!!
GOD OF WAR III
Have you ever seen that much wicked violence packed into 6 minutes?! I got a feeling I won't be playing that one with Lex in the room.
UNCHARTED 2: AMONG THIEVES
Look at how beautiful that game performs, how incredible it looks. These next-gen games are really blurring the line between cut-scene movies and interactive entertainment.
KATAMARI FOREVER
One of my favorite games ever gets re-released with new graphics, levels, and other surprises!
PIXELJUNK SHOOTER
These guys created the outstanding PixelJunk Eden last year and look to follow it up with another unique PSN title this year!
THE BEATLES: ROCK BAND
If you watch only one of these videos, (and are actually reading this) make sure and watch this one! It's done by the art director of the Gorillaz music videos and is insanely lovely to soak in.
HEAVY RAIN
A game that plays out exactly like a movie. You control scenes, characters, decisions, everything...and your choices affect the outcome. (You can even kill all 4 of the main characters and the story still continues onward.
MINI NINJAS
How cute does this game look?!
NEW SUPER MARIO BROS!
Basically the DS game on the Wii, with added features.
5.12.2009
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THE LOST SEASON FINALE...
...I might place chip clips on my nipples.
(hey, it's YOUR fault for visiting my blog in the first place)
(print off your own version of this awesome poster thanks to Flickr user Tasty 'Shops!)
5.09.2009
5.02.2009
THE TIDE IS TURNING...
...and the GOP is gonna drown under the issue of gay marriage.
Even the polls that show a majority of people against gay marriage are doing so with slimmer margins. Another year or two, and you can kiss the majority goodbye completely.
But get a look at these comments below the article...how can you possibly argue with facts (and misspeelllsings) such as these?!
NO ONE SURVEYED ME, NO MARRIAGE, NO WAY...YOU WANT TO LIVE TOGATHER, FINE, JUST STAY OUT OF MY FACE, AND DON'T TRY TO MAKE ME CHANGE MY WAYS...
Did you know Obama is raping America? Ouch! No wonder my ass hurts...
a civil union support is night and day from supporting gay marriage, I lived in California all my life and ABSOLUTELY OPPOSE gay marriage. I just doesn't jive with reality, what comes next I want to marry 3 wives or my dog??? and what's with the ABC poll, how liberal can you get. I have moved to Alabama and suprisingly most people around here feel just like they do in California, quit trying to fake these results. Two dudes want to spend there lives together, share property, be together when one is dyeing, that is alright I have no problem with that, but marriage is Ordained for ME from scripture, and the constitution gives no basis for a homosexual marriage, you have to start respecting our view too.
You may be ahead right now with "that man Obama" in office, I love to call him that because it makes you guys scream while you read, but I am screaming at the rape of my country because of that man. So read your onesided lib polls and believe what you want. No majority supports gay marriage.
This next one is my favorite, cause it mixes bigotry AND science!
Redefine marriage as woman and woman or man and man, its completely wrong. Its like saying protons with positive sign are gays. Allowing the concept of marriage to be redifined is against all natural laws.
But don't worry, Conservatives...you still got Miss "The Miss USA pageant BOUGHT me my fake tits" California just joined the National Organization for Marriage campaign (those douchebags who created the "Gathering Homo Storm" a couple weeks back) so at least you got THAT going for you!
4.30.2009
4.28.2009
WE GOTS A 60 VOTE MAJORITY NOW
Arlen Specter just switched from a Republican to a Democrat today. As soon as the GOP quits being sore losers and FINALLY SEATS Al Franken, the Democrats will have the 60 votes they need to pass anything they damn well choose.
Be prepared conservatives, here's a short list of what you have to look forward to within the next couple of years:
GAY MARRIAGE FOR EVERYONE! What's that? You enjoy being married to someone of the opposite sex? Too bad, you gotta marry a gay person now!!!
EVERY CAR WILL NOW RUN ON MAPLE SYRUP! Goodbye oil, hello tastiness!
ABORTIONS FOR ALL! Men, women, it doesn't matter.
THE ONLY RECOGNIZED GOD SHALL BE BOB MARLEY! Yah man!
...okay, fine...none of that shit will occur. But you know that the paranoid "SOCIALISM IS AROUND THE CORNER" fucks are deep within their bunkers today, convinced that the end of America is upon us.
As for me, I'm just glad that we don't even need the GOP's input on things like Health Care Reform any more. Not that they offered anything constructive outside of shouting "nananana boo boo" and sticking their fingers in their ears.
4.25.2009
IT'S ABOUT TIME OBAMA STARTS PLAYING HARDBALL
Obama recently had a closed-door session with Republican leaders, reminding them that the last time he attempted to compromise with them, (putting in 40% of tax breaks into the stimulus) they gave him ZERO votes. Both times.
So when it comes to Health Care Reform, he's not even bothering to give them an inch. Come October 15th, he doesn't need a single vote from them anyway and plans on just passing it through as "reconciliation," which means he doesn't need 60 votes and the GOP can't even filibuster it if they wanted to.
But hey, maybe they can just move off to Texasland, and form their own damn country.
4.20.2009
ADELE COVERS DYLAN...
MUCH better than Garth Brooks.
Make You Feel My Love is off my favorite Dylan album, "Time Out Of Mind."
4.16.2009
I GOTS MYSELF TEABAGGED
Even though I had to squeeze in a haircut and making sure I got home in time to pick Molly up before we headed out to Amanda and Kevin's house to have dinner and watch Lost, I HAD to drive downtown and catch a glimpse of the Tea Bag Party!!!
If you had trouble finding the place (seriously, it was at Liberty Memorial, how could you fucking MISS IT?!) there were guys walking around holding signs to direct you to the festivities.
While there were more people there than I figured (I got there right at 4, when the thing started) there wasn't 4,000-5,000 as the organizers stated today in the newspaper. Perhaps a TON more people showed up after I had left, but while I was there, I'd say the figure was much closer to 1,500 or so.
People brought their kids, which I thought was kind of odd. I mean, I took Lex to see Barack Obama speak at Liberty Memorial (which had *ahem* a turnout in the 70,000's or so) but that wasn't a protest...it was a chance to see the future President of the United States in person. I've never gone to a war protest or a gay rights protest before, but if I did, I don't think I'd feel comfortable bringing my son along. 
Especially not to hold a sign and let him be used as some sort of political prop.
There were a lot of signs concerning taxes, which I felt were odd. Isn't Obama LOWERING taxes on 95% of Americans? Perhaps these two are making more than $250,000 a year...somehow I doubt it.
Some of these people seemed out of place. NO MORE WARS?! Are you kidding me? These people LOVE their wars!!! They have no problem with spending trillions on blowing people up...it's wanting to help people pay their bills or allow them to keep their jobs that they have a problem with!
A PEACE SIGN?! AND A RAINBOW ONE AT THAT?! I'll be surprised if this person made it out alive.
This guy was having so much fun, he gave himself TWO boners!
...but I know what you're saying. "Travis, where are the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally crazy people at? The ones that make your head spin and your eyes cross and your teeth hurt?" Well, look no further...
Yes, that's a fetus...SMOKING?! I'm guessing he's protesting the fact that his baby can't afford cigarettes cause Obama taxes them too much?! Wow. You can't argue with that...don't even try.
...and my absolute favorite...
First off, I want it to be known (in case this photo gets out there running wild on the internets) that the kid drinking the Dr. Pepper IS NOT the one holding this sign. That poor kid just got dragged there by his parents and happened to wander into this shot.
Secondly, I've stared at this photo for hours on end and STILL can't make sense of it. Green is Red. What the fuck does that even mean? And the watermelon thing? I mean, that has NO OTHER REASON to be on there besides our President is black, right? Am I missing something?
There's more photos over there on my Flickr account. I almost wished I could have stayed longer and listened to them chant and shout out phrases, but since I got there when it had barely started, they were pretty much just standing around and staring at one another. It was really pretty lame.
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