It's nice to know there are still news stories that can make your sides hurt from laughing so hard...
21 Year Old Man in Wheelchair Taken on Wild Ride!
His wheelchair got stuck in the grill of a semi-truck and he was pushed along the highway for four miles!
Seriously, this isn't a joke. Best part of the entire story is this bit:
“The man spilled his soda pop, but he wasn’t upset,” said Sgt. Kathy Morton of the Michigan State Police.
Less funny, but with the fact that he ended up without a scratch on him (but a spilled soda pop) it's okay to laugh at the 911 phonecalls. Dude, Jen needs to calm down.