10.20.2007

THE OTHER DAY...

Noir asked if all I do all day is "Play video games?!" I told him "Of course not! I also like to take naps."

Which, while true, I did leave out my other obsession: AS SEEN ON TV shit!!!

Some of my favorite items are as follows:

LIFTYS!!!


The cheap and easy to get yourself an uneven rack! (wait, you're not only supposed to wear one?!)

TATER MITTS!!!


Are you like me? Is peeling potatoes too crazy and dangerous?! Do you wish you you could wear some sort of space gloves and peel a potato in only eight seconds?! Well, dammit, you're in luck!

SALON BRONZE!!!


Who needs the sun?! Not me! I get my tan the old fashioned way, spraying bronze paint onto my body with a hair-dryer-shaped gun!

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