5.30.2008

THE TERRORISTS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!

File this under, "What happens when people allow themselves to get carried away by their own worst fears."

This headline appeared on thisislondon.co.uk yesterday.

Al-Qaeda's terrifying vision of a devastated America in the wake of a nuclear attack!

Then had this "computer generated artwork" that appeared on "terror forums" which showed their plans for nuking Washington...



Not bad...although who knew terroists had access to Photoshop?! Well, it turns out, they don't. That artwork is actually concept art for a new video game called Fallout 3. D'oh!

So here's my questions.

#1: Why don't they release which "terror forums" the terrorist hang out in? If it's anything like the forums I visit from time to time, the "trolls" and "spammers" will fuck that place up in no time and the terrorists will give up after their topics switch from "Death to America" to "Can Captain Kirk Defeat Darth Vader?!"

#2: Please be on the lookout for this terrorist. Last seen, hurling turtle shells at oncoming vehicles...

2 comments:

Jamie S. Rich said...

Ha ha ha! #1 made me laugh.

Travis said...

Hey, I still remember what the old Oni forum used to be like before you guys switched it over to having to "create an account" before posting. :)