I usually leave the Celebrity Gossip to better blogs, but this headline caught my eye and the story is fucking funny (without trying to be) as well...
Lohan: I haven't had a drink in a week
NEW YORK (AP) -- Lindsay Lohan says she's been going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for a year, but hasn't talked about it because "it's no one's business."
"I just left an AA meeting," the 20-year-old actress tells People magazine in a story posted Tuesday on its Web site.
"I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything," she says. "I'm not even legal to, so why would I? I don't drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there's no need to. I feel better not drinking. It's more fun. I have Red Bull."
"I've been going to AA for a year by the way," Lohan adds. When asked why didn't she say so until recently, she replies: "Well it's no one's business. That's why it's anonymous!"
Seriously, with all the depressing news going on in the world, isn't it awesome that we can still laugh at these worthless celebrities and their petty bullshit?! Thanks CNN!