...is going to increase the size of the Army. Didn't Eisenhower warn us about this shit? I mean, who's the big evil empire we're up against now? The USSR? China? Iran? Cause it better not be the terrorists, because Iraq has made us safer!!! Don't you fuckers remember?! You only told it to us about 50 billion times!!!
...it all reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer and Chief Wiggum and others are digging a giant hole and getting deeper and deeper. Suddenly you hear Chef Wiggum shout, "Dig up, STUPID!"