Uploading the video to youtube and letting the entire world witness the trainwreck is worster. Here's the thing, I went to that MINICOMICPOLOOZA yesterday and all was going fine, until the local news station showed up.
A lil' tidbit that you're probably going to be shocked to find out, is that a LOT of comic artists and writers are shy mother fuckers who suuuuuure as shit don't want to be on TV. So when the reporter is like, "So who wants to say a little something about mini comics for the camera?" Everyone is like..."Um...not me...but you know, Travis has a big mouth and likes to hear himself speak!" I desperately tried to get Joel (the comic shop owner) to step in, but in the end I was the sacrificial lamb.
One more bit that I honestly cannot stress enough. My comic is titled "FOXYMORON." ONE FUCKING WORD!!! What is so hard to figure out about that?! It's a god damn pun of the word "oxymoron." My last name is Fox! I'm not saying I'm sexy, yet stupid therefore needing two words to describe myself, it's SIMPLY A PUN!!! I've done this damn comic for over a decade and still to this day people want to break the title in half...case in point, this news story:
And seriously...could I look any fucking fatter? I swear to Christ I didn't eat an entire bag of marshmallows before doing this interview. Just half the bag.