WHEN CONSERVATIVES LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT (PART TWO)

Another week, another nonsensical bullshit "scandal" cooked up by the Drudge Report. Usually, the fact that it carries itself as a "news site" but obviously leans right doesn't bother me, (As I tend to immediately jump over to Huffington Post right after, and they obviously lean left.) What gets under my skin and makes my blood boil is the way he's so god damn desperate to get talk radio and the blogosphere fired up, (which then the national news media follows suit, covering the story of the how "everyone" is talking about this!) by purely manufacturing bullshit into some sort of scandal.

The latest issue was making the rounds (and email attachments) pretty good this past week was OBAMA CHECKING OUT THIS 16 YEAR OLD'S ASS!!!

And sure, the photo looks pretty funny, so a lot of people tossed the photo around. But leave it to Drudge to give it an off-color headline, (The Prez has got a boner, get it!) and leave it at the top of his website ALL DAY LONG!



But see, if you actually watch the video of the photo shoot, (they were lining up at the G8 Summit) you'll see how Obama was really looking down at the steps, because he was getting ready to help a woman step down to his level.

But you know what, so what. What if he WAS checking out a woman's ass? Would that seriously contend with the rest of what was going on that day in the news? I mean, I'm sure Obama is the first and only President to have ever had done such a thing...oh, wait, Clinton was a total horn-ball! I'm sure we have thousands of photos out there of him checking out chick's asses. Fucking Liberals. They just always have sex on the brain. But not George W. Bush! That man was a born-again Christian, a family man, a...



Hmmm...well, I'm sure the video is something completely different...and not a volleyball player bending over, waiting for him to slap her ass...



Well, shit.

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The other piece of bullshit that Drudge help set ablaze this week was the photo of Obama's 11 year old daughter, Malia, wearing a peace symbol t-shirt while her Daddy was in Italy for the G8 Summit.



The Conservative website Free Republic's comment section exploded with all sorts of racist fueled hate speech, including...

"Poor kids. I hope they're not 'punished with a baby', hopefully they won't deal cocaine like the Kenyan."

"DIRTBAGS! All of them. Our [White House] is now a joke to the rest of the world. We have no respect and this is not going to turn out well, mark my words. We will be hit, and much worse than last time. We are now seen as weak and vulnerable. Ghetto and Chicago thugs have taken over."

"They make me sick .... The whole family... mammy, pappy, the free loadin' mammy-in-law, the misguided chillin', and especially 'lil cuz... This is not the America I want representin' my peeps,"

"Could you imagine what world leaders must be thinking seeing this kind of street trash and that we paid for this kind of street ghetto trash to go over there?"

Now, I'm confused...weren't these the same people crying and calling for David Letterman's head on a platter for making jokes about Sarah Palin's kid? And what's with all the "Ghetto" shit? Does she have a giant clock hanging around her neck? Is there a solid gold grill in her mouth that I'm just not seeing in ANY of the photos of her visit?!

Bill Maher said it best a couple of weeks ago when that elderly Nazi nutbag shot the African American at the Holocaust Museum, "Not all Republicans are racist, but if you're racist, chances are you're a Republican."

I'll leave you with this bit of wisdom from Fox & Friends...



...quit marrying "other species," you freaks!