Anyone else miss the way Jeff used to take the results and head off jetskiing onto a boat then into a helicopter which he parachutes out of and lands on a motorcycle then jumps that off a cliff while on fire and crashes into the TV Studio live for the finale?!
All within three mintues and yet, at the same time, three months pass?!
This whole helicopter landing on the roof shit is lame. I want my reality TV "IN MY FACE" and "CRANKED UP A NOTCH!"
So next year Jeff, don't be a pussy and swim the results to us off the island...with a tiger on your back. Bitch.