Anyone else miss the way Jeff used to take the results and head off jetskiing onto a boat then into a helicopter which he parachutes out of and lands on a motorcycle then jumps that off a cliff while on fire and crashes into the TV Studio live for the finale?!
All within three mintues and yet, at the same time, three months pass?!
I do.
This whole helicopter landing on the roof shit is lame. I want my reality TV "IN MY FACE" and "CRANKED UP A NOTCH!"
So next year Jeff, don't be a pussy and swim the results to us off the island...with a tiger on your back. Bitch.
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And THAT'S why I don't watch reality TV. It's not REAL enough!
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Hey! It's an old E3 Winner buddy ol' pal!
Yes...she cleaned up very nicely. AND put some meat back on them bones. She got extremely skinny on the island. But I suppose I would too. "What's that? We're going to eat the remains of a tree squirrel?! Nah, I'll just stick to the rice, thanks."
You remember how little I ate while at the Playstation Annoucement. Thank god for those little wiennies. Oh...wait...that...nevermind.
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