PREPARE TO STAB OUT YOUR EYES...WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD

Okay, so I guess this video hit the web a couple weeks ago (I'm sooooo out of the loop) and is both painfully awful and eeriely addictive. You cannot look away...plus it's something totally out of The Office in that, anyone who's ever worked for a giant corporation and been forced to sit through shit like this, can sadly relate to the poor souls who were there watching it unfold before their eyes...



It is even better
Now that we’re the same
Two great companies come together
Now, MBNA is B of A

And it’s one bank
One card
One name that’s known all over the world
One spirit
We get to share it
Leading us all to higher standards

[ooohh, mmmm]

Do you like the cowboys?
Or your university?
Do you like the Yankees?
Or is NASCAR more your speed?
Well it’s your choice
Your right
To pick a card that shows
Your heart and your pride

We’re one with affinity
And we’ll carry each other
Carry each other
One

Have you come to meet Bruce Hammonds
Have you come to meet Leah McGee
Have you heard about Michelle Shepherd
She’s leading the team in the Northeast

And we’ve got Bank One on the run
What’s in your wallet? It’s not Capital One
It’s us, so which card are you?
Integration’s never had us feeling so good
And we’ll make lots of money, forever I can sing
About trusting in teamwork and doing the right thing
We’ll live out our core values
While the competition crawls
‘cause they want what we have got
But it’s only here at Bank of America

One bank
One card
One name that’s known all over the world
One heart , filled with spirit
We feel it, we share it

One bank working everyday
To bring higher standards
Higher standards
One
We are one, yeah
We are one
We are one bank

[standing ovation]

But wait, it gets's even awesomener. David Cross showed up at a Modest Mouse show in New York on Saturday and gave it his all...



So this thing now has a life on it's own. Let's hope U2 actually performs it on their next tour!
(stolen from stereogum)