...and why must they continue to live these secret, hidden lives where on one hand they're married with children and voting against things like "gay marriage" or "civil unions" that would simply give homosexual couples the rights as every other American.
Then, on the other hand, they're trying to solicit gay sex in airport bathrooms.
Look, I'm sure there are closeted Democratic Senators as well...but lately, it's all been these "Family Values!, Adam & Eve, not Adam and Steve!" crazy conservative assholes who want to tell us they are so moral and absolute and if we'd only live more like them, this country would be better off, who seem to get caught in bizarre sex acts. Why is that?