IF THERE WAS ANY DOUBT...

That the "Clintons4McCain" group were nothing more than a McCain campaign hoax, watch this footage...



Case closed.

JOHN McCAIN: "VERB, NOUN, I WAS A P.O.W.!!!"

Just like Saint Rudy and his "Verb, Noun, 9/11" answer to every single question he ever got, John McCain is now using the tactic to deflect criticism of "I Dunno How Many Houses I Own-gate" (yes, legally, every "scandal" now has to end with "gate.")

On Jay Leno last night, McCain was all laughs and giggles until it came time for the question, "Soooooo, just how many homes DO you own?!" *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Suddenly McCain got defensive and stated, "I spent 5 1/2 years in a prison cell without -- I didn't have a house. I didn't have a kitchen table. I didn't have a table. I didn't have a chair, I spent those 5 1/2 years ... not because I wanted to get a house when I got out."

I have a feeling this isn't going to be the last time McCain plays that card between now and the election. I say we get a drinking game going! One shot every time he mentions being a P.O.W. and two shots every time he refers to us as "My Friends."

We'll be drunk in the first five minutes.

FUCK FOX NEWS! FUCK FOX NEWS!

What the hell did this Fox News reporter THINK was going to happen as he walked directly into a group of protestors in Denver for the Democratic National Convention?!



I've watched this five times and still can't stop laughing! What a dumbass.

OBAMA IS DONE BEING NICE

It's about time he started fighting back. If you allow the Republicans to control the arguements and are constantly on the defense, you'll lose. Every. Single. Time.

Just yesterday, John McCain was asked, "How many houses do you own?" (Newsweek is reporting he might own up to a dozen properties, and it's been catching a lot of buzz on the campaign trail.)

So John McCain, Mr. "Ready On Day One" answered, "I'm not sure...you'll have to check with my staff."

When the media checked with the staff, they stated "four...we think." But now, it's up to seven.

And Obama's capaign sensed blood in the water and are hitting McCain HARD on this. (As well they should! All McCain has done during this campaign has tried to paint Obama as "out of touch" and "an empty suit who you can't trust.")



That ad is so fucking incredible. It's personal, but not distorting a single fact. It's painting John McCain as "out of touch" without comparing him to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

You started this, McCain. Obama's going to end it.

**UPDATED**

Look at this shit...this isn't an "official" McCain ad, it's from a 527 group called "American Issues Project" but you know behind the scenes they're high-fiving each other, thinking this is going to be the kind of smear that sticks.

It's vile, disgusting, and is right out of Karl Rove's playbook:



Seriously. If they're this desperate NOW...what kind of shit are they going to be making up in October?!

"DO YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY KNOW OBAMA?! HE'S BLACK, YOU KNOW!!! THERE'S BLACK PEOPLE IN PRISON RIGHT NOW FOR KILLING COPS!!! MAYBE OBAMA KNEW THEM TOO?! I MEAN, THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE, RIGHT?!!!"

OBAMA FIGHTS BACK AGAINST SOUNDBITES

Both of these are just great to watch. Especially the first one:


"It's like these guys take pride in being ignorant!"

SIGH...

...and just when I said I was going to focus on the positive and wait until something political catches my eye, I come across this story seconds later...

MAN HECKLES OBAMA ABOUT THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

Is this what's it come down to? The fucking pledge of allegiance?! THAT'S what we're going to heckle Obama with now?! And props to Obama for being like, "Well why don't you lead it then, jackass!" (not a real quote, but oh how I wish it was!)

Man, I feel GREAT about this November. We actually have a solid candidate for once, who the GOP can't seem to find ANYTHING IMPORTANT to hammer away at him, who speaks with a passion and a vigor that captures the ideals of what makes this country great, and who we can vote FOR instead of having to vote against the lesser of two evils.

TIME TO UPDATE THIS BLOG, WITH SOME BOOBIES!!!

Sorry about the lack of blogging lately. I imagine as the election gets closer, I'll have more venom to spew. But for now, let's focus on the positives, eh?

Like CANCER! YAY!!!!

It's a sad state of affairs when my friends are raising money for breast cancer for the team my wife and I created in honor of my Mother before I get off my lazy ass and do it myself. Sigh. Thanks Colleen. As if I needed another reason to feel inferior to you. (Colleen runs 35 mile marathons as if they were a walk in the park. And, in a way, they are...but with more jogging, snakes, spiders, and hippies than you're probably used to!)

So, if you'd like to witness her lap her husband Erik, Molly, me, my brother Kelly, his gal Erin, Molly's sister Meg, her husband Matt, and the rest of Cuck Fancer (clever name, eh?!) come on down to Union Station this Sunday at 7:30am. Yes, AM. Fuck me, I'm going to be sore come 8:15...

But if you don't live here in Kansas City, (and shame on you if you don't) but still want to help out, we'll totally take your hard earned cash here and spend it on alcohol...er..."Breast Cancer research."

Seriously, it's a good cause and we would deeply appreciate anything you could spare. The amount of progress they've made in the past decade with fighting breast cancer is remarkable. Let's hope within another decade it's about as scary as the idea of me wearing a headband and leg warmers, getting all sweaty and out of breath before 8 in the morning.