Well, he will "sometime mid-June" cause he's a fucking coward. Oh wait, that's supposed to read, "Because the Democrats were so mean to him and were making his political campaign personal." Whaaaaaaaaa. No fair! Just because a guy is under investigation for about every illegal tactic in the book doesn't give you the right to bring it up! It's personal! Poor Tom Delay, I really feel sorry for the prick.

If you can stand it, here's his "statement" where he lists why he's stepping down and how it TOTALLY HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL to do with them pesky investigations. Cause he never did anything wrong. Ever. So help him, Jesus. (keep an eye on his hands...I'm sure someone who was telling the truth would be constantly moving them like that?!)

God bless Jack Cafferty.

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