Who the fuck gets a FIVE WEEK VACATION in America?! That's some pussy European shit right there. What's next, Health Care For Everyone?! Fuckin' Socialist...

So anyway, Dubya is taking another 5 week vacation. I say another, but this is actually the longest one he's ever taken. But it's always this time of year...even in 2001, he was on vacation when the FBI and CIA got the memo titled, "BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO STRIKE WITHIN THE UNITED STATES." But hey, the White House assures us that just cause he's down in Crawford, Texas doesn't mean he's not WORKING! HA!

Here's some numbers...

49 - the number of vacations that Bush has taken since he was inaugurated in 2001

5 - the number of weeks that Bush will spend on vacation, starting yesterday. It is the longest presidential vacation in at least 36 years.

319 - August 3, 2005 was the 319th day Bush has spent on vacation since his 2001 inauguration.

20% - the fraction of Bush's presidency that he has spent on vacation

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