Well, this is the ad they've chosen to run starting next week...
The Republican Party will begin airing a hard-hitting ad this weekend that warns of more cataclysmic terror attacks against the U.S. homeland.
The ad portrays Osama bin Laden and quotes his threats against America dating to February 1998. "These are the stakes," the ad concludes. "Vote November 7."
The ad displays an array of quotes from bin Laden and his top lieutenant, Ayman al-Zawahiri, that include bin Laden's Dec. 26, 2001 vow that "what is yet to come will be even greater."
The ad also cites al-Zawahri's claim to have obtained "some suitcase bombs," followed by a scene that appears to show a nuclear explosion.
Despite al-Zawahri's claim, portable nuclear devices are believed to be particularly difficult to produce, and elusive to rogue regimes and terror groups. "The degree of difficulty goes way up as the size of the device gets smaller," a senior U.S. official said this week, briefing reporters this week on condition of anonymity.
SUITCASE BOMBS?! NUCLEAR EXPLOSION?! All of that is going to happen if the Democrats take back the House? Or do they have to win the Senate as well? And say al-Zarwahri's claim is true and they do have nuclear suitcase bombs? WHO THE FUCK LET THAT HAPPEN?! The Democrats haven't had a single piece of the Government since 2000! Wasn't invading Iraq supposed to make us safer?!
...man, these guys are sure desperate when their political careers are about over.