Proving that you try and release "bad news" late Friday when people are going to get off work and enjoy the weekend (oh, and EASTER?!) do not read this:
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales's Council (and "I PLEAD THE FIFTH!!!" woman) Monica Goodling has suddenly resigned.
Nothing to see here...no laws were broken...it's a witchhunt...
Me thinks they should try raising the National Threat Level to Orange. That used to work so well back in the day. (Remember that shit?! Wow, we suddenly are totally safer and haven't gathered any new terror threats after the election?! How odd...)