Arlen Specter just switched from a Republican to a Democrat today. As soon as the GOP quits being sore losers and FINALLY SEATS Al Franken, the Democrats will have the 60 votes they need to pass anything they damn well choose.
Be prepared conservatives, here's a short list of what you have to look forward to within the next couple of years:
GAY MARRIAGE FOR EVERYONE! What's that? You enjoy being married to someone of the opposite sex? Too bad, you gotta marry a gay person now!!!
EVERY CAR WILL NOW RUN ON MAPLE SYRUP! Goodbye oil, hello tastiness!
ABORTIONS FOR ALL! Men, women, it doesn't matter.
THE ONLY RECOGNIZED GOD SHALL BE BOB MARLEY! Yah man!
...okay, fine...none of that shit will occur. But you know that the paranoid "SOCIALISM IS AROUND THE CORNER" fucks are deep within their bunkers today, convinced that the end of America is upon us.
As for me, I'm just glad that we don't even need the GOP's input on things like Health Care Reform any more. Not that they offered anything constructive outside of shouting "nananana boo boo" and sticking their fingers in their ears.
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so i guess now we will discover a secret adult video of michelle bachman and rush limbaugh in order for the republicans to be able to create some buzz.
if it wasn't for the last eight years i would feel kind of sorry for them
too late...damn you...
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