CHENEY KNOWS ALL...(UPDATED)

...and of course today is "Opposite Day."

CNN posted this news story and amazingly pointed out how utterly stupid the man is:

In a speech to the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), Cheney said even discussion of a withdrawal tells "the enemy to watch the clock and wait us out."

And an actual pullout would send an even worse message, he said.

"If terrorists conclude attacks will change the behavior of a nation, they will attack the nation again and again," he said. "The only option for our security and survival is to go on the offensive ... until our enemy is destroyed."

Cheney has, however, praised Britain's withdrawal of troops from Iraq. He called it a positive sign that part of the country in which British troops were focusing has achieved relative security.

Seriously?! It's a good thing when Britain leaves, but a bad thing if we do?

Who cares what this cold-hearted-robotic-bastard thinks? When has he been right about anything?!

...besides, with his former Chief-of-Staff awaiting a prison sentence, he might wanna just go hide in one of them "undisclosed locations" he used to visit all the time and just shut the fuck up.

**UPDATE**

Looks like Fmr. Sen. Max Cleland (D) has a nice question for ol' Cheney:


"Where the hell were YOU during Vietnam?!"