This guy is my new hero. You know how I can't stand Dane Cook and think he's unfunny and fucking lame? Well, I should've mentioned that he was a damn GENIUS compared to Joe Rogan. If you have a second, go here and read the emails between my new hero and Joe. It's sad and pathetic that Joe actually answers him back, then posts about it on his MySpace page and acts like he "won" or some shit.
I dunno if you guys saw SNL on Saturday, but this is reeeeeeeally fucking funny.
That's it for now...I'll probably add more later.
...and I'm back. New additions below...
New PEARL JAM * WORLD WIDE SUICIDE
I felt the earth on Monday
It moved beneath my feet
In the form of a morning paper
Laid out for me to see
Saw his face in a color picture
I recognized the name
Could not stop staring at the
Face I'd never see again
It's a shame to awake in a world of pain
What does it mean when
the war is taking over?
It's the same every day
I heard my name
Why can't they say that
The world be left to hold her
The whole world
World over
It's World Wide Suicide
The whole world
World over
It's World Wide Suicide
Medals on a wooden mantle
Next to a handsome face
That the President took for granted
Writing checks that others pay
And in all the madness
Thought becomes numb and naive
So much to talk about
And nothing for us to say
It's the same every day
And the wave won't break
Tell you to pray while
the devil's on his shoulder
Laying claims to the tainted soldier said
I'm not a quitting
The truth's already out there
The whole world
World over
It's World Wide Suicide
The whole world
World over
It's World Wide Suicide
Looking in the eyes of the fallen
You've got to know there's another
Another
Another
Another
Another
waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
It's a shame to awake in a world of pain
What does it mean when
the war is taking over
It's the same every day
And the wave won't break
Tell you to pray while
the devil's on his shoulder
The whole world
World over
It's World Wide Suicide
The whole world
World over
It's World Wide Suicide
The whole world
World over
It's World Wide Suicide
The whole world
World over
It's World Wide Suiciiiiiiiiiide
And SPRINGSTEEN is gearing up for a covers album. Sweet.
And here's WILLIE NELSON'S version of YOU DON'T KNOW ME. Not as good as Ray Charles, but damn sad nonetheless.
7 comments:
I don't know. Joe Rogan at least appears to know what "grammar" means. And I don't think your hero ever does explain how he ended up on some list to get Rogan announcements.
Internet lameness.
Yeah, why he was getting annoucements never did make any sense...but you gotta love Joe going on and on about "I'M RICH BITCH! I'M A CAGE FIGHTER!!!" Why he even wasted his time going after this kid is beyond me.
C'mon, this type of shit is EXACTLY why the internet was invented!
I dunno. I actually like Joe Rogan more after reading this... Does that make me a bad person? (I mean, even Rogan admitted how funny 'Enjoy balding,' was for a closing.)
Dude, all of us have been sucked into some stupid internet war that we should have never gotten into in the first place. And when you're in, it goes on too long but actually takes less time than people think.
Besides, Joe Rogan was on NEWSRADIOA, and nothing can take that away from him.
Hmmm...how about hosting a show where people eat donkey nuts? Could that take it away from him? Or, being the type of frat boy asshole who would throw people like both of us head first into a toilet? (which, oddly enough, is something out of Fear Factor I'm sure...)
Standing up for Joe Rogan and Dane Cook? Jamie, sometimes I think you just WANT me to cry...
C'mon now. Unless I missed something, I don't think anyone's standing up for Dane Cook.
Yeah, he hosted SNL a while back and I went on and on about how painful his opening monolouge was and Jamie said he enjoyed it.
But you know Jaime...he'd disagree with anyone just to make them tear up. Such a meanie... :P
And Jeff, since you're new here, lemme go over the ground rules. You go along with everything I say or I start posting nudie pics of you over the internet. And I'm talking new ones, not the ones making the round from back in the 40oz Comics days...
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