3.28.2006

"SHARON STONE ADVOCATES ORAL SEX"

Sometimes, you simply cannot NOT read the news. That was the headline. I dare you to ignore what lies beneath. Dare you, I say!!!

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Actress SHARON STONE is adamant teenagers should be prepared to engage in oral sex, if it saves from them the dangers of unprotected penetrative sex.

The BASIC INSTINCT spends much of her time away from Hollywood working as an activist raising AIDS awareness, and she always carries condoms with her to hand out in a bid to increase safe sex levels. She explains, "I was in the store the other day and I watched a young girl trying on clothes, showing her abdomen. "Her mother was trying to talk to her about not being inappropriately luring. I said, 'Gee that would look much nicer with a camisole under.' "Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex.' "Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex? I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."

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I came dangerously close to falling out of my chair with laughter when I got to the line, "Her mother walked away, and I said to the girl, 'I'd like to give you a two-minute conversation about sex."

Can you even begin to imagine?! Shopping, minding your own business, and up walks Sharon Stone asking for a few minutes of your time so she can talk to you about sex?! I must be shopping at the wrong Target.

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